IMPULSE, LINKS, PERFUMED SPRAY ETC IS NOT DEODORANT!! ITS NOT OMG IT DOES NOTHING STOP USING IT AS DEODORANT!!
Today is bun day. I haven’t worn my hair in a bun for two weeks and today it’s in a bun so therefore today is bun day.
DC is being all gritty and “realistic” and Marvel just had a movie where the galaxy is saved by a dance-off and the power of friendship
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Willow: There’s a simple answer to this. Just think about who loves him the most. Clearly I do, since I’m willing to look past the whole orientation thing!
Anya: Well, you’re gonna have to do better than that!