theflavourofyourlips:

do you ever hear some random word that makes you start singing a song with that word in it or is it just me

awkwardvagina:

have you ever just cried because you’re you

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

slyzor:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

I’m cold and I hate you all…

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST