i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
If two grown men can’t make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran.
do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
i’m still crying
My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW
what school lets you hold a subway while ur getting ur photos taken wtf
hold a subway
@noel_fisher: Remember people. Happy Hump Day can turn into Inconveniently Incarcerated Day very quickly so…careful who you try to hump. :P
“He’s hotter than Rod Stewart”