scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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O k a y.

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super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

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#htgawm  

I get the most flack from anybody but I don’t do anything illegal.

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ven0moth:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

it’s caled a fucking date

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mexi-cant:

Does it trip anyone else out that “G” is just an arrow going in a circle?

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#omg  

serfborts:

get to know me: [1/5] favorite tv shows: Shameless

"People fuck up. That’s life. Family is supposed to be forever. They’re supposed to take care of you regardless of what you do. That’s the whole point. Otherwise… why bother?"

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My god, you have no idea what you just walked into. [insp]

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#lmfao at this piece of shit #i love that his character is legit just there to be an asshole #that’s all THAT’S ALL #the running joke of this show being everyone else hating him im dead #ohhhh bennet corcoran #it’s amazing how attractive he is in oitnb and NOT attractive he is in this show #[patrick stewart ACTING.gif] #kind of wish he was with them in the flashfowards tbh #can you imagine him standing there like ‘duuuuuuude. look how fast this body is burning! dude!’ #’this is so much fun. i feel so close to you guys right now. hashtag besties’ #connor throws up in the background (via apriki)

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#htgawm  

"I never wanted to grow up, and I found a job in which I’m allowed to never grow up and just play all the time."

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